Sunday, June 26, 2005

give that boy a tiger

i was speechless.

i couldn't count to five.

ONE apple

TWO oranges

THREE fishes

FOUR flowers

FIVE...

FIVE... beers????

i was speechless.
who makes books like this for juniors?
i can't count on these educators to
teach my nephew to stay sober.

FIVE beers???
i just couldn't count pass five

2 comments:

Tym said...

Hee hee hee. Sounds like the kind of book I'd buy for my kid, if I ever had one.

One glass.

Two shots.

Three straws.

Four ice-cubes.

Five beers.

Threez said...

It's actually PEARS. The writer never hear properly. Really. My friends write this sort of assessment/school books for a living and they're mostly doing it front of the TV. The carlsberg ad just came up at the moment.